Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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