Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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