Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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