Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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