He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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