Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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