Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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