you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Randomize
