and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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