Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
