he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Randomize
