She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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