This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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