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and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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