Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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