actually, I'm a sock model
her vagine was all disorganized.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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