have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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