so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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