Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
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