i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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