he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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