oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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