my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Randomize
