That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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