would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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