We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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