That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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