think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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