I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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