What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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