I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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