when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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