I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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