That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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