The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Shame - the story of my life.
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