How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Randomize
