is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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