Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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