I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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