i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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