Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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