you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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