if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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