I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Blood and glitter go together right?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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