i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize