He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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