Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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