seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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