i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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