So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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