Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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