No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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