He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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