Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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