There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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