I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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