It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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